Dear Friends,A chicken needs a name for goodness sake!
How long must a chook as gorgeous as me have to remain anonymous?
I know I stand out from the crowd of other feathered floozies anyway because of my alluring beauty spots, but I crave a name like those other old chooks who work outside the chicken wire fence.
Perhaps I could just recycle one of their names. After all, there's a lot of recycling going on here.
Janet? No, not glamorous enough..
Anita? Don't like the 'eat her' bit on the end!
Jenny? Possibly. Might prefer Jennifer though..
Martine? Tres Francais and a distinct possibility!
Oh, WTC!* I want my own name!
Some of you have sent in a few suggestions and that's good. But I do want more choice. You've got until Sunday to come up with a large variety of monikers (Hmmm..Monica?) which describe my many attributes - including:
1. Beauty
2. Charisma
3. Assertiveness
There's a full-feathered frontal shot of me as First Prize and the promise of a peck on the cheeks for the Runners up! Honestly, how could you resist?
That's all for now, from She Who Remains Nameless!! (cluck, cluck)
PS: $1.20 gets you one entry. Cluck the Donate button, put my new name in the comments box and Double cluck - you're done!
* What the cluck?!
what a gorgeous possum!
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